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Please enjoy this actual conversation from Cross Colors, which is a real, official game and (I think????) not a fanfic:

[Hayama and Nebuya are throwing snowballs at each other, but one goes wild]

Midorima: …that’s cold.
Hayama: Woah, is someone there!?
Takao: Bwaha! Shin-chan, did you get hit by a snowball?
Midorima: Quiet. Don’t laugh.
Takao: Awww. Here, there’s snow in your hair… [pat pat]
Hayama: Sorry! I didn’t think anyone was around.
Takao: It’s okay. We were crouched down at the edge of the yard, so you couldn’t see us. Sorry!
Midorima: ……
Takao: Shin-chan, don’t make such a scary face so early in the morning. Aren’t you glad the snow bunny didn’t get hit?
Takao: Here, it just needs ears and it’ll be done!
Midorima: …Right.
Hayama + Nebuya: Snow bunny?
Takao: Yep. Midorima’s lucky item today was a snow bunny, so we made one.
Midorima: Here it is.
Hayama: Hmmm, a snow bunny! I’ve never seen one before!
Nebuya: Nice job.
Midorima: Thank you.
Takao: Hayama-san, you two were having a snowball fight?
Hayama: You bet! We got all fired up~
Takao: Sounds fun!
Takao: I haven’t been in a snowball fight since grade school.
Hayama: Seriously? Want to join us!?
Nebuyai: Yeah, let’s do it!
Takao: Can we? I’d love to! Right, Shin-chan?
Midorima: I’m not interested.
Takao: Whaat~? We don’t usually get this much snow, it’ll be fun!
Takao: A snowball fight will be good exercise!
Midorima: ……
Takao: Okay, it’s settled!